How Cold Is It?

OK, so when I say it's cold here in Arkansas it's sort of all relative. I mean cold to us is when it dips in the 20s. So I won't complain about our weekend being in the 30s since I know a lot of the nation is under some SERIOUS cold. But anyway, I found David Letterman's top 10 pretty funny earlier this week.

Top Ten Answers To The Question, "How Cold Is It?"

10. It's so cold, Donald Trump's hair was shivering and rubbing its paws together
9. It's so cold, in New York City there are more polar bears than rats
8. It's so cold, Democrats are calling for an end to our dependence on foreign cocoa
7. It's so cold, ABC is debuting a new reality series, "Defrosting With The Stars"
6. It's so cold, Matthew McConaughey actually put on a shirt
5. No number 5 -- writer suffering hypothermia
4. It's so cold, Romney changed his first name to Mitten
3. It's so cold, Apple just introduced iScarf
2. It's so cold, Barack Obama is campaigning in Puerto Vallarta
1. It's so cold, Roger Clemens is injecting soup in his ass