Happy Halloween!

It's the most wonderful day of the year! How about a classic David Letterman Top 10 to start it off?

Top Ten Least Popular Halloween Candies

10. Bit-O-Squirrel
9. Poisonettes
8. Good n' Sweaty
7. Middlefinger
6. Della Reese's Pieces
5. Clam Duds
4. Baby Ruth Bader Ginsburg
3. Gummy Marrow
2. Ken Starrburst
1. Osmond Joy

These didn't make the cut... but are worth a laugh or 2:

Reese's Peanut Butter Athletic Cups
Willy Wonka's Heap of Gooey Crap
Almond Terror
Good 'N Plenty 'N Touched By Candy Factory Workers
Good 'N Germy
Hershey's Mono-Infected Kisses
Chocolate Covered Raw Chicken
Gummi Stroganoff
Candy Toe Corn
S&M's