Five For Friday!

The 5 Questions Most Feared By Men:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat in this?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?

5 Words That Make Me Laugh When I Hear Them:

5. Duty
4. Uranus
3. Kumquat
2. Bangkok
1. Pianist

5 New Movies Opening In Theaters Today:

5. Underdog - Take the kids to this live action version of the cartoon classic.
4. Bratz: The Movie - Oh God no.
3. El Cantante - J-Lo and Marc Anthony star... enough said.
2. Hot Rod - Andy Samberg's dumbed down looking comedy vehicle.
1. The Bourne Ultimatum - Matt Damon returns as America's James Bond.

5 Things I Plan on Doing This Weekend:

5. Long bike ride on the river.
4. Finishing my current book.
3. Watching the first 2 Jason Bourne movies... then Bourne Ultimatum.
2. Happy hour... dinner... pool on Friday night.
1. Going to the lake on Sunday.

5 People I'd Like To See Get Slapped In The Mug With a Dead Fish:

5. Nicole Richie
4. Britny Spears
3. Barry Bonds
2. Andy Dick
1. Michael Vick