A Sci-Fi Channel 2007 horror film from producer Roger Corman (King of the Bs) about an American geologist monitoring a volcano when the Supergator, a prehistoric alligator recreated from fossilized DNA, escapes from a secret bio-engineering research center. He joins forces with another scientist and a Texan alligator hunter as they pursue the monster as it heads down river intent on destroying a luxurious resort packed with tourists.Man, is this bad. I mean you know if it's produced by Roger Corman it's going to be bad but this goes above and beyond. All the lines are completely cheesy, the characters about as deep and complex as a bag of rocks, and the special effects could be duplicated on pretty much any laptop and be as convincing. There are a lot of good (unintentional) laughs to be had in this stinker. I've seen video games with better blood effects. The acting? As the kids would say... LMAO!
Highlights? Well, I guess they're highlights, would have to include a hot model (Holly Weber) running around the woods in a very tiny bikini for a good part of the movie and if you are lucky enough to have it recorded, you can slow-mo for some great Baywatch type bouncing. Hey, I'll give it 1 extra point for the effort there.
By B-movie standards even, this one is bad. I wish Supergator had eaten me about 10 minutes into the movie. It would have been less painful.
2/10
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